He can explain the hydrodynamic lift curve of a high-aspect foil. He fell off nine times today.

He can explain the hydrodynamic lift curve

Wing foiling has an unusually high knowledge-to-ability gap — members spend hours studying foil theory online and then faceplant repeatedly on the water

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