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The session was transcendent. The footage shows forty minutes of white water and one elbow.
The session was transcendent. The footage shows forty minutes of white water and one elbow.
Area Man Who Checked Wind Forecast 11 Times Yesterday Reports Forecast Still Showing 12 to 14 Knots Wednesday, Same As Previous 8 Checks
Area Man Who Checked Wind Forecast 11 Times Yesterday Reports Forecast Still Showing 12 to 14 Knots Wednesday, Same As Previous 8 Checks
She had pumped at this station before. The pressure was finally right.
She had pumped at this station before. The pressure was finally right.
He was learning to manage his lift.
He was learning to manage his lift.
Coast Guard issued a small craft advisory. He called it a window.
Coast Guard issued a small craft advisory. He called it a window.
First-time students often struggle with the waterstart.
First-time students often struggle with the waterstart.
The quiver is worth more than the vehicle transporting it.
The quiver is worth more than the vehicle transporting it.
Area Man Describes Wind Forecast as 'Borderline Promising' for Eighth Consecutive Day
Area Man Describes Wind Forecast as 'Borderline Promising' for Eighth Consecutive Day
He drove four hours for a two-hour wind window. The wind died twenty minutes in. He called it a great session.
He drove four hours for a two-hour wind window. The wind died twenty minutes in. He called it a great session.
Local Man's Relationship With Windguru Described by Therapist as More Intimate Than Marriage.
Local Man's Relationship With Windguru Described by Therapist as More Intimate Than Marriage.
The annual review had gone well, but the Q3 jibe completion rate was still a concern.
The annual review had gone well, but the Q3 jibe completion rate was still a concern.
The ship captain had a word for them. The word was not wing foilers.
The ship captain had a word for them. The word was not wing foilers.
Local Man's Gear Bag Now Requires Separate Insurance Policy, Own Zip Code
Local Man's Gear Bag Now Requires Separate Insurance Policy, Own Zip Code
She chose the honeymoon location. He chose the wind window. They compromised on his choice.
She chose the honeymoon location. He chose the wind window. They compromised on his choice.
Local Man's Relationship With Wind Forecast Described by Therapist as 'Codependent'
Local Man's Relationship With Wind Forecast Described by Therapist as 'Codependent'
14 knots confirmed. All units stand down.
14 knots confirmed. All units stand down.
The insurance adjuster had never seen a garage valued higher than the house.
The insurance adjuster had never seen a garage valued higher than the house.
They do not hate kiteboarders. They just need you to know the difference. Every time.
They do not hate kiteboarders. They just need you to know the difference. Every time.
Area Man Achieves Perfect Session Conditions For First Time In Three Years, Forgot GoPro
Area Man Achieves Perfect Session Conditions For First Time In Three Years, Forgot GoPro
The quiver has seven front wings. He rides two of them. The other five are for conversations.
The quiver has seven front wings. He rides two of them. The other five are for conversations.
Year one he went out in anything. Year three he is waiting for 14 knots, side-shore, below 85 degrees, incoming tide, and a Tuesday.
Year one he went out in anything. Year three he is waiting for 14 knots, side-shore, below 85 degrees, incoming tide, and a Tuesday.
The conditions were perfect for about forty minutes. He was rigging the whole time.
The conditions were perfect for about forty minutes. He was rigging the whole time.
The sport was supposed to be just wind and water. The new board has GPS tracking, G-force measurement, and a partnership with Mercury Racing.
The sport was supposed to be just wind and water. The new board has GPS tracking, G-force measurement, and a partnership with Mercury Racing.
He wants the sport taken seriously. He also wants you to know he discovered it before you did.
He wants the sport taken seriously. He also wants you to know he discovered it before you did.
He has now explained how wing foiling differs from kiteboarding, windsurfing, and SUP to someone who did not ask and cannot tell.
He has now explained how wing foiling differs from kiteboarding, windsurfing, and SUP to someone who did not ask and cannot tell.
Three apps agreed: 18 knots, side-shore, all afternoon. He drove two hours. It was glass.
Three apps agreed: 18 knots, side-shore, all afternoon. He drove two hours. It was glass.
Day one: I'll just see what the fuss is about. Day 847: I no longer own furniture.
Day one: I'll just see what the fuss is about. Day 847: I no longer own furniture.
He owns wings for 12 knots and wings for 18 knots. Today is 15 knots. He is shopping.
He owns wings for 12 knots and wings for 18 knots. Today is 15 knots. He is shopping.
Two seasons in. Has opinions about your wing size. Has not yet committed to a transition.
Two seasons in. Has opinions about your wing size. Has not yet committed to a transition.
He has solved his foil problem four times this year. Each solution came in a box.
He has solved his foil problem four times this year. Each solution came in a box.
The fastest foiling event in America is held on a reservoir. The bass boats were confused too.
The fastest foiling event in America is held on a reservoir. The bass boats were confused too.
Owns $8,000 in gear. Needs 18 knots and a Tuesday off to use it.
Owns $8,000 in gear. Needs 18 knots and a Tuesday off to use it.
He can explain the hydrodynamic lift curve of a high-aspect foil. He fell off nine times today.
He can explain the hydrodynamic lift curve of a high-aspect foil. He fell off nine times today.
This year he is focusing on downwinding. Last year he was focusing on transitions. His jibe is having a great year.
This year he is focusing on downwinding. Last year he was focusing on transitions. His jibe is having a great year.
He told his wife it was a vacation. The itinerary is six demo days in four states.
He told his wife it was a vacation. The itinerary is six demo days in four states.
Before wing foiling he did not know what a thermal was. Now he explains them at dinner parties.
Before wing foiling he did not know what a thermal was. Now he explains them at dinner parties.
He bought the foil drive to extend sessions. He has not pumped since March.
He bought the foil drive to extend sessions. He has not pumped since March.
Drove two hours. Rigged for forty minutes. Foiled for twenty. Best day of the year.
Drove two hours. Rigged for forty minutes. Foiled for twenty. Best day of the year.
Three wings, two boards, four foils. She asked if any of them are duplicates. They are not. They are for different conditions.
Three wings, two boards, four foils. She asked if any of them are duplicates. They are not. They are for different conditions.
He was on foil for eleven minutes. The debrief is entering its second hour.
He was on foil for eleven minutes. The debrief is entering its second hour.
Month 6 of 'learning to wingfoil.' Still technically just floating.
Month 6 of 'learning to wingfoil.' Still technically just floating.
He listed wing foiler on his dating profile. He has been on foil fourteen times.
He listed wing foiler on his dating profile. He has been on foil fourteen times.
He upgraded to the bigger foil. He is still doing the same things, just faster.
He upgraded to the bigger foil. He is still doing the same things, just faster.
He has been watching the forecast since November. The window is two hours. He has a dentist appointment.
He has been watching the forecast since November. The window is two hours. He has a dentist appointment.
He finally got on foil. He immediately fell off foil. He is calling it a breakthrough.
He finally got on foil. He immediately fell off foil. He is calling it a breakthrough.
He watched the Leucate livestream for four hours to fix his jibe. His jibe is the same.
He watched the Leucate livestream for four hours to fix his jibe. His jibe is the same.
Season two. Still basically jibing.
Season two. Still basically jibing.
This goes in a fanny pack. This is my wing now.
This goes in a fanny pack. This is my wing now.
Five apps. Four models. One of them has to be right.
Five apps. Four models. One of them has to be right.