He owns wings for 12 knots and wings for 18 knots. Today is 15 knots. He is shopping.

He wants the sport taken seriously. He also wants you to know he discovered it before you did.

He has now explained how wing foiling differs from kiteboarding, windsurfing, and SUP to someone who did not ask and cannot tell.

Three apps agreed: 18 knots, side-shore, all afternoon. He drove two hours. It was glass.