They do not hate kiteboarders. They just need you to know the difference. Every time.

Area Man Achieves Perfect Session Conditions For First Time In Three Years, Forgot GoPro

The quiver has seven front wings. He rides two of them. The other five are for conversations.

Year one he went out in anything. Year three he is waiting for 14 knots, side-shore, below 85 degrees, incoming tide, and a Tuesday.