He was on foil for eleven minutes. The debrief is entering its second hour.

The Debrief

Wing foilers invest enormous effort for short bursts of foil time, making the debrief-to-ride ratio a universally felt absurdity the community laughs at together

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Month 6 of 'learning to wingfoil.' Still technically just floating.

He listed wing foiler on his dating profile. He has been on foil fourteen times.

He upgraded to the bigger foil. He is still doing the same things, just faster.

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