The fastest foiling event in America is held on a reservoir. The bass boats were confused too.

Atlanta Foil Fest 2026 at Lake Lanier (FSRL Stop 2, June 12–14)

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He has solved his foil problem four times this year. Each solution came in a box.

Owns $8,000 in gear. Needs 18 knots and a Tuesday off to use it.

He can explain the hydrodynamic lift curve of a high-aspect foil. He fell off nine times today.

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